Ummm... errr... uhh

written by:
TIM SCHREIBER
date:
June 14, 2024

So in university, we have this one professor.

His nickname?

The teddy bear.

He looks like a chubby (and a little worn-out) teddy bear.

But I don’t mean to body shame him.

The reason I’m making fun of the guy is the following:

He is the worst tutor in existence.

Not because he doesn’t know what he’s talking about - he does - but because he doesn’t know HOW to talk.

Every 2 milliseconds his speech is interrupted by the infamous “ummmm” or “ehhhh”.

To the point where it’s not funny anymore.

“This, ummm, week, ehh, we’ll, ummmmmm, discuss….” 

He can’t string together a coherent sentence.

To give credit to the guy, he’s doing this for the first time.

He’s nervous.

But why am I telling you about the teddy bear?

Last week, as I was fighting my way through his lecture, I opened my X timeline.

(Listen, I’m not perfect. I get distracted too.)

As the teddy bear was “ummmm”-ing his way through the hour, I noticed a stark resemblance on my timeline.

People were “umm”-ing in their tweets.

Now, obviously nobody spells out the word “umm”...

But they DO use an incredible amount of filler tweets.

What do I mean by this?

These are tweets that are posted merely for the sake of posting something.

But their quality is… well, lackluster.

I’ve definitely fallen victim to these “umm” tweets.

Every Sunday when I sit down to write my tweets, I try to schedule at least 3 per day.

And usually, that’s not a problem for me.

Every once in a while, however, I lose my creativity.

That’s when I used to fabricate random, useless, tweets that don’t serve any purpose (other than filling up my 3 spots/day).

You might say:

“It doesn’t matter. They’ll all be forgotten anyway.”

That’s true.

BUT… they add up.

And they shape your reputation.

Before you know it, you’ll be known as the Teddy Bear that nobody wants to listen to.

What’s the moral of the story?

I’ll make it simple for you:

Focus on QUALITY.

Every tweet you post has to be one that you proudly stand behind.

No “ummms” or “ehhhs”.

Posting 1 quality tweet per day is better than 5 mediocre ones.

Trust me.

Cut the crap, remove the fluff, and build a brand that people want to listen to.

Talk soon,

Tim

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